Irulan and Alton spoon in bed, kissing and rubbing some more. He's totally touching her boobies right now. I feel dirty watching this. The phone rings and Alton gets up to answer it. It's Gabe. Alton stutters a bit and then reminds Gabe that it's Irulan's birthday. Gabe already knew. Alton says he'll get her. Gabe says Alton shouldn't wake Irulan up if she's sleeping. Alton stutters some more and then says he saw Irulan walking around a minute ago so he knows she's awake. Wow, Alton is a terrible liar. Maybe he should have been Joe Millionaire. Irulan grabs the phone. Gabe wishes Irulan a happy birthday, and Irulan baby-talks to him. In an interview, Alton says that when he hears Irulan tell Gabe that she loves him, he thinks that Gabe deserves it because he's a good guy, but it makes Alton feel like he shouldn't be falling for Irulan. Gabe gives Irulan a big smooch over the phone. Alton voice-overs that it doesn't make sense that Irulan would get out of bed with him and talk to Gabe, and he feels like he's playing himself. Or maybe he should be playing with himself, in order to avoid being tempted to sleep with Irulan again. After more baby talk, Irulan hangs up. Alton lies in bed and looks pissed.
Episode Report CardKim: F | 371 USERS: C+
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