Lori bugs Malik to get the scoop on Kevin's new chick. They try to make it out like Lori is jealous, because it's Kevin. But I think she's really just a gossip hound. Which I totally respect. Anyway, Malik pretends that he doesn't know anything, but Lori finally gets the dirt. Malik says that Beth was in Maxim, and that she and Kevin went on a date. In an interview, Lori says it's weird that Kevin doesn't talk about his dates. Lori lets out a couple of big belches, which I also totally respect, then comments that her belching is probably why she can't get a boyfriend. Hey, you don't want a guy who doesn't think girls should belch. That's just a sign of a bigger problem. ["That is so true." -- Wing Chun]

Mary-Ellis Bunim: Why wasn't there a "Previously On" segment this week?
Jonathan Murray: Well, because Kevin has had this girlfriend for, like, a month, but we've never shown her before. And Lori talks about her singing group all the time, but we've never shown that either. So we didn't have any previously shown footage to use.
Bunim: Like that's stopped us before. Just use entirely new footage and tell people it was shown previously. They'll just think it's an episode they missed.
Murray: So true. Viewers are idiots.
Bunim: You're learning, pet.

At the Chelsea Grill, Kevin and Beth hang out and hug and kiss. In an interview, Kevin says he likes Beth a lot, but he's leaving soon. The soundtrack says, "This cannot be happening..." as we see Lori watching Kevin and Beth. In an interview, Lori says that she remembers when she was like that with her boyfriends. Okay, she might be a little jealous. Lori leaves the bar and walks home alone. Lori and Quarrel talk in their bedroom. Lori whispers that Kevin and his girlfriend were all over each other. Quarrel gasps, and they so edited that in from a different part of the conversation, because why would Quarrel gasp at that? Lori says that Kevin and Beth look like they're related. Quarrel is grossed out. In an interview, Lori says that Kevin told her he didn't want Lori because she's like his sister. And then he goes out with a girl who really looks like his sister. Lori tells Quarrel that Beth isn't that cute. Quarrel says that neither is Kevin. Meow!