Beth: I guess I was in some, like, stupid world...
Kevin: Where, like, you thought I'd be, like, flying up every day?
Beth: No, not at all. But I thought, like, you know, I'm, like, you know, like....
Kevin: I just think that, like, you know, you need to realize that, like, you're not, I mean....
Beth: No. Whatever.
Kevin: That, like, it's not gonna, like, you know what I mean? That like, we don't know how often....
Beth: Yeah. No. It's cool. I'm fine.
Kevin: I mean, do you understand that?
Beth: Yeah. No. I totally understand that.

Okay, what just happened? Did they break up? Were they speaking English? What does she understand? I don't know. In an interview, Kevin the Blond says that he doesn't want to "go through all the crap that goes with breaking up." Well, clearly. Then, since Kevin's done talking about himself, they hail another cab. These two single-handedly kept the New York City taxi industry in business last spring, apparently. In a confessional, Kevin says that he'll miss Beth, and he thinks that she'll miss him. Or she'll miss the cameras.

Some surveillance cam picks up a conversation between Mike and Kevin in their bedroom. Malik may also be in on it, but they never show him. Mike and Kevin discuss how they are all players. Kevin says that he thinks Beth fell for him really hard, because Kevin loves himself so much that he can't possibly understand why all women wouldn't, too. Maybe because he's a smug bastard? Kevin says that, in thirty days, he'll be back at the University of Texas with the most beautiful girls in the world, "who all want to party with [him]." I wish every female who watched this episode who also goes to school with Kevin goes up to him tomorrow and says, "I want to party with you!" and then bursts out laughing in his face. What an ass.

Next week: Rachel gets crazy and even stands up to her mother. Jisela pops up in New York City and hooks up with Malik. Why can't these people stay on their own damn shows?