Real World

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Kim: C+ | 257 USERS: C+
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Chris chews on his lips and looks around the room and then says that he's leaving because everyone hates him. He walks out. Mallory asks what he said, and Leah snuggles with Simon and says that Chris finally figured out that they all hate him. Chris walks down the stairs and out the front door. Mallory, Simon, and Leah lie on the bed and gossip, their arms and legs thrown over each other, like, when did they all morph into fourteen-year-old girls? Chris walks alone to the front gate. Chris voice-overs that his roommates aren't even trying to get to know him, and that they just like to complain. Chris walks down the street. Ace and Christina hurry after him. Ace is wearing a hooded overcoat even though it doesn't appear to be raining. I guess it's part of his costume.

Simon, Leah, and Mallory stay home. Leah points out that someone stuck a piece of paper to the map she is holding with chewing gum, and says that they are "living with trailer trash." In an interview, Mallory says that everyone has issues with Chris, but that Leah is always bashing him. Simon says that he'd shave his head if he were Chris, and that Chris wouldn't look that bad with a shaved head. True. Leah says that Chris would also have to shave his forehead, because his eyebrows grow into his hairline. Mallory cackles. Aw, that was kind of mean. And not even that funny.

At the club, Christina dances all by herself. Chris, Adam, and Ace watch. When did Adam join them? Christina starts crawling along the ground, which is kind of gross, although if this is the opening of the club, maybe the floor isn't all gross and sticky yet. Chris holds up some cash and tells Christina to "come get it." Chris puts the money in his mouth and Christina acts like she's going to take it with her mouth, but then yells out that he is nuts. Chris interviews that Christina acts like one of the guys one minute and then tries to act like a good girl in the next. So is this stripper dancing act being one of the guys or acting like a good girl? Chris continues to wave money and Christina yells, "I'm not a stripper." Chris jokes, "I believe you," and continues waving the money. Christina interviews that Chris is being inappropriate, and that she's let him know that, and yet he continues. How exactly did she let him know that? By laughing and saying she's not a stripper? Or by crawling on the floor? Or by continuing to dance by herself on a platform in front of the three guys? I'm not saying she shouldn't do that, but if you're a scantily clad woman dancing alone in front of three guys, don't be surprised if people think you look like a stripper. Chris gets up and dances his way toward the bar. Christina takes a swing at him, but laughs when he ducks out of the way. Yeah, I can't see why he thought she was kidding around.

Real World

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