Nathan cuts a promo as Stephanie listens. He's really bad. Stephanie starts giving him pointers, but then says she's going to stop because Nathan looks pissed off. Nathan maturely says that he's "not doing it ever again" because he doesn't care anymore. Whatever, baby. Baby, baby, stick your head in gravy, wrap it up in bubble gum and send it to the Navy. Why would you send it to the Navy? I never understood that one. You see what these recaps are doing to me? Do you SEE?

Ugh. It just got worse. Nathan and Stephanie are cavorting on the streets of Seattle while Janet Jackson's "Together Again" plays in the background. The only thing that could possibly cheer me up would be...wait for it...the Space Needle! It's #50. How fucking sad is it that the only reason I keep watching these episodes is to see that Space Needle. The Space Needle is my beacon of hope in a boring and annoying world.