Real World

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Insane In The Membrane

FORD! Driving. Silence. Svet says, "John." John gets out and opens the gate. Paula starts talking again, and Zach tells Paula that she's not helping herself and she lashes out, "Kiss my ass, cuz everyone...kisses his goddamn ass." She's on the verge of tears. Good. She points to everyone who can kiss her ass one by one. Then when Svet gets sad about being included, Paula says, "Well, not you." Heh. Zach tells Jose, who also complains about having to kiss Paula's ass, that he should just "take it." I think Zach often tells Jose to just "take it." Jose and Tyler and Paula are the only ones left in the FORD! now. Jose is trying to reason with her, wondering what he did to her. She drunkenly says, "Not what you did to me, but what you did against me." Huh? She realizes she's making no sense and is incapable of logic, and screams in frustration. She hyperventilates, trying to make her point, but Jose won't just let it go. Jose tells us, hysterically, that it's time he stood up for himself and stopped "blending into the background." Too late. Go pop a collar. He continues after Paula. She continues. By way of making sense, she says, "Johnny diverts his idocracy on the world, on other people." Tyler is cracking up silently as Paula continues to rail at Jose against John, saying that John slept at work. Jose laughs that he's just the assistant manager, and that makes Tyler laugh even harder, and Paula realizes that she's being laughed at, but continues, saying that John can kiss her ass. Now they're all just enjoying it. Tyler and Jose egg Paula on, telling her that she needs to go in the house and confront Zach about letting John get away with sleeping at the salon.

Tyler and Jose walk Paula into the house, keeping her mad. "Apparently, I need to yell at you," Paula tells Zach. Zach is confused, but Jose, enjoying this, whispers that Zach should listen to how funny she's being. Paula says that she was working all day, and John was sleeping. Jose and Paula continue, talking to Zach. More talking. More talking about work. Tyler comes in. Zach also makes the mistake of trying to reason with a crazy person, telling her that John does not have some vendetta against her. Zach tells her that she drew him into a fight that night. Paula flips it around, saying that it was John's fault. Delusional, but funny! She gets mad and walks away from Zach, who keeps scratching his giant fro, Key West bugs nesting within. Paula flips out, telling Zach to kiss her ass, hyperventilating again, saying that she hates living in the house and that Zach is an asshole. Zach is a fucking moron for trying to reason with her in this state. Big dumb-dumb. Paula stumbles out of the phone room as a terrible song plays.

Real World

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