Paula sits on up on the stairwell and throws her shoes. Commercials.
Day. Pool. Janelle does some yoga-lates by the pool. Phone room. Paula talks to Criminally Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Keith With The Terrible MySpace Page Who Should Be Arrested For Both Crimes Against Women And HTML. Paula picks her scabs, telling Criminally Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Keith that she can't remember why she got into fights with everyone on the ride home. "I don't know, babe," replies Criminally Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Keith, no doubt stroking the sleeping head of some less insane girl sleeping next to him. Paula goes into her baby voice, saying that she thinks John made fun of her "scars and stuff" in front of everyone last night. "That's not cool," says Criminally Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Keith, who probably gave her said scars. Also: they're "scabs," Paula. Scabs. Not scars. We see her picking. Paula says she thinks the best decision she could make would be to stop drinking. Criminally Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Keith says that would be hard in Key West. He really just doesn't want her to sober up and realize what a dangerously insane shithead she's semi-dating. She tells him she really wants to go see the doctor again; she loves the shrink. Criminally Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Keith advises that instead of going out drinking with the kids, she could stay home and "do some serious yoga." What a fucking dick.
Water. Water. FORD! truck, but not theirs. Just a passing Ford that they happen to focus on the logo of. Nice accidental embedded product placement. Salon -- which is just another big product placement. John talks to the boys about Paula and how he doesn't really want to talk to her anymore. "If she's drinking, I don't want to be around her," John explains, rather rationally. Tyler thinks she drinks "aggressively." Dr. Tyler tells us that he thinks it's all because she doesn't get her emotions out through running, writing in a journal, or yoga. Heh. John and Tyler keep discussing. I keep not listening.
House. The others stand around. Paula and Svet both blacked out and don't remember a lot about last night. Paula asks if it was her fault that the fight started. No! Of course not! Janelle was apparently the sober driver last night, so she clues them all in on the fight, telling Paula that it was indeed her fault. Paula is very shocked. The best thing is that Svet, twice, informs Paula gleefully that John called her tits "mosquito bites," smiling each time. Very nice for her D-cup-having ass to say. Paula then camera-pouts that she's embarrassed. Paula says that when John talked about her scabs and everyone got quiet, that's when she knew it "wasn't cool." What, picking or the fight? How about we just say "everything." Everything isn't cool in your world.













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