And now it's time for the Most Awesome Thing I Saw on TV Last Week. The most awesome thing I saw on TV last week was a movie called Why My Daughter?. It's about the girl named Diana, played by Jamie Luner, and her parents get divorced. So, of course, she falls prey to an unscrupulous character played by Jagger from General Hospital who convinces her to run away from home and become a stripper. Of course. So don't get divorced, parents, or your daughter will become a stripper! But it gets worse. Her mom decides to go looking for Diana, and she walks into the strip club at the exact moment that Diana is on stage! What a coincidence! So then Diana makes the natural progression and becomes a whore, and the first time she has a trick, guess what she does? Celebrates with a steak dinner? Spends the money on diamonds and furs? No! She takes a shower and sobs because she can't wash away her shame! Come on. Are you new? So after a while, Diana can't take the whoring anymore, so she goes home with her mom, but can you guess what happens next? That's right. Diana meets back up with Jagger and goes back into prostitution, and they run away to San Diego. So Diana's mom goes looking for her, and in Jagger's old apartment, she finds a newspaper, with an article about San Diego circled! How helpful of Jagger to leave Diana's mom a clue like that! So then Diana turns up dead, and the rest of the movie involves Diana's mom trying to prove that Jagger murdered Diana, which she does, with the help of a detective played by Jim Walsh from 90210. But really, once the whore part is over, the movie is pretty boring. But the whoring and the stripping were awesome.
Robin and Mike walk up to the house holding hands at 5:02 PM. Robin comments that it's a good idea to have a tent set up. Robin walks into the house, and Brad tells her that she's in big trouble. Robin grins and shrugs it off. Frankie shows up just to say in an interview that she thinks "Mike and Robin got it on last night." Robin makes some excuse about Mike hurting his foot to explain their absence, and Mike hops up the stairs on one foot.
Mike and Robin go hang out on the patio. Mike says that he was really mad at Robin when she showed up at the house and got into his car. Robin says that everything's cool now. Robin interviews that she and Mike talked about it, that Mike was glad that Robin didn't get out of his car, and that the fight brought her and Mike closer together. After that last statement, Robin gets a big grin on her face and starts giggling. Robin snuggles up to Mike and says that they were really drunk. Mike says he won't ever do that again, and Robin laughs, "Famous last words." Jacquese opens up these little shutters that lead onto the patio and squeals, "No missionary tonight. Only doggie-style." Wuh? Jacquese needs to join Jamie in getting a life. Robin walks Mike to his car and kisses him goodbye. Robin interviews that she knows she and Mike will have a strong relationship.