Back in the house, Frankie tells Robin that Mike had "an unusual glow." Robin laughs and tells Frankie to shut up. Robin can't stop smiling. Frankie points out that Robin hasn't smiled this much since the day they moved in. Jacquese interviews that it's about time Robin gave it up. Shut up, Jacquese. Robin says she should change her clothes, since she's still wearing her outfit from the night before. Frankie makes a comment about Robin's sex jeans that Robin doesn't hear. Jacquese actually cracks me up for once when he says, "I'm so happy when Mike is around. We don't have to deal with a lot of the stuff we dealt with before. God bless America." I guess if you try to say funny things a hundred times, one of them is bound to work. Kind of like my recaps!
Robin calls Mike and says that she wants to see him again. Mike says that he's on crutches. Robin wants him to dress up like a pimp for some pimps and hos party they are going to tonight. Mike says that he can't, and Robin says that it won't be the same without him, and hangs up.
The women all get into their ho outfits, except Frankie, who has chosen to go as a pimp. She looks like the cartoon cat in Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" video. Shut up, Frankie, and shut up, Frankie's stupid pimp hat, and shut up, Frankie's cane, and especially shut up, Frankie's cigarette holder. Most of the guys become pimps by adding fedoras and a lot of gold chains.
Frankie strolls down the street with her female roommates while "Pimp Juice" plays. I don't want to contemplate exactly what pimp juice is, and I especially don't know why anyone would buy a beverage by that name. And isn't the whole "pimp" thing over by now? I seem to recall Matt from New Orleans using that phrase a lot, and that was six seasons ago. In the club, Randy dances with Jessica. Jacquese interviews that Randy has pimp juice. Bleh. Randy and Jessica leave, and fondle each other in the parking lot. Randy hails a cab. Randy interviews that he never realized how much he misses having a girlfriend.