Alton tells Irulan about his potential baby, and that Melissa is mad at him for ragging on her about birth control. Irulan says that it's Melissa's responsibility to make sure she's pregnant before calling Alton up and involving him. Of course, Irulan doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant, because she doesn't have enough body fat to menstruate. Seriously, she is the skinniest little thing ever. Alton says that Melissa made a doctor's appointment in a week, and he thinks she should go buy an EPT right now. In the most weirdly edited audio ever, Irulan asks if Melissa would keep the baby, and Alton says that she would. But his sentence was clearly cut off right in the middle, and now I'm all wondering what else he said there. Alton and Irulan go down to the bar. Alton raves about how great his relationship with Melissa was. In an interview, Alton says that Melissa was his first true love. Alton tells Irulan that their relationship changed. In an interview, Irulan says that Alton really misses Melissa, and that he must really love her. Irulan says that she doesn't expect boyfriends to buy her things. What does that have to do with anything? Irulan is totally digging on Alton, by the way.

In an interview, Steven delivers the news that Las Vegas is a great place to party. Really? I hadn't heard that before. The roommates go out to a club again. Just watching them go out all the time is making me really tired. I couldn't tell you the last time I was in a bar. My friend Molly and I were just talking about this the other day. Now that I'm an old lady, hanging out in bars is just not entertaining anymore. I probably haven't been inside a bar in a year, and even then it was just to see my friend's band play. So you can see how I have trouble relating to these people. Brynn dances up a storm and Steven bites her butt. No, he really bites it. In an interview, Steven says he thinks it's great when women are bisexual. Ugh. Shut up, Steven. Brynn and Trishelle dance together. Another woman puts her arm around Brynn, and Trishelle tells her that Brynn is her girlfriend. Just something I thought I would point out in light of later events: Trishelle was flirting with Brynn all along. Trishelle hugs Brynn and says she loves her. In an interview, Brynn says that Trishelle won't make the first move, but Brynn will. Brynn suggests a kiss to Trishelle and they start making out right there on the dance floor. Mary-Ellis must have wet herself when she saw this footage.