Puck and Rachel ride bikes to the park. Puck in his filth, and Rachel in her frock. Thirty seconds of bike-riding scenes almost give me a heart attack from the excitement. Puck tells us that Rachel was checking out cute guys in the park, and that she saw a tiny dog. The tiny dog belongs to some girl named Toni. Puck thinks she's hot. Toni asks if Puck and Rachel are together. Puck and Rachel say that they live together, but that they aren't dating. Puck instantly starts scheming on the girl and she takes the bait. He tells her he's a bike messenger. At first he thinks she's repulsed, but it turns out she loves dirty, nasty men like that. She lets him open up her bottle of champagne, for some reason. Puck makes Toni smell his shirt because there's an apple inside of it. Toni is patient or dumb. I don't know which one. Rachel pouts nearby as Puck gets his schwerve on. Toni gives Puck her phone number, and that's when Rachel starts smack-talking about how filthy Puck is. Rachel walks off. Puck asks for Toni's address. Her name is Toni Cook. "Can you cook?" Puck asks. That's when I would have run away as fast as I could. "Rachel can't cook," Puck adds. I would have run so fast I would have flown. Rachel voice-overs that Puck goes out with "trampy girls that don't have respect for themselves." Nice. Sorry about the undeserved hate, there, Toni. Well, you are dating Puck, so it's not totally undeserved. Rachel says that she respects herself much more than any girl does who dates Puck: "So he expects me to be like them and I'm not." Puck tells us that he think Rachel's a big talker "and not much with action."
Episode Report CardPamie: C | 269 USERS: C+
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