After a series of shots featuring trains rocketing through the Boston night, we time elapse our way back into the firehouse and Montana nauseously saying, "I can't believe he just flashed us." Genesis tells a completely disinterested Kameelah, who is trying to have a normal, non-Sean's-butt-oriented phone conversation, "Did you see Sean? He just pulled down his underwear and showed us his white, hairy butt." Shot of Sean walking away from this camera, clad in just his boxers. So Genesis and Montana mastermind a brilliant plot to "go pull his covers off and pin him down... If he's going to show us the back, he's going to show us the front, too." Ooooh. Wacky capers ahoy. And so the two of them get up and make for Sean's room, as a spooky mysterious theme, akin to the moment when you obtain a warrant for the criminal's arrest on the Commodore 64 version of Where in the World in Carmen Sandiego, begins to play. Genesis frets on the hike to his room that if they violate Sean sexually, they could get "thrown out." Hey, you think she's seen this show before? But not to worry, because this is the Boston season, in which a potentially explosive experience brings with it only the chilling ramifications of Genesis and Montana crawling into bed with Sean and just, well, cuddling. BO-ring. Is there anything else on? Oh, no, wait, it's 1997. Summer reruns of Ned and Stacey, the Florida Marlins buying their way to an embarrassing World Series victory, or in-decline episodes of Seinfeld, like that one that takes place in India where the entire episode runs in reverse. Fine, then, I'll stick with this. But one more reference in this episode to Sean's ass, Sean's hairy ass, or Sean at all, and I'm turning this season around and taking them all back home RIGHT now.
Episode Report CardDjb: B- | 299 USERS: C+
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