Real World Reunion
An announcer introduces Alison Stewart. Remember Alison Stewart? Alison talks about how "the real world" is more than a catch phrase. Who uses "the real world" as a catch phrase? Alison is sitting all hunched over, like she has a stomach ache or really bad cramps. She says that the show started as an experiment, but has become "ground-breaking television" and part of "the cultural wallpaper." Who wrote this crap? Cultural wallpaper? Meanwhile, backstage, everyone is still getting ready. Puck has on a fake beard that looks like it's made out of Muppet fur. He says, "I'm Weird Beard and I'm here on behalf of Puck. I'm going to answer his questions." Okay, here is where I introduce my theory that Puck is seriously mentally ill, and not just unusual or annoying. His behavior is not normal, and it seems like he can't control it. I really think he needs a lot of therapy and possibly medication. Anyway, they are all in some sort of locker room and Puck tells Rachel to get out of "his dressing room" even though there are a bunch of other people in there too. Rachel just says whatever. Puck starts screaming at her, "It's not whatever! Get out!" Rachel says he wanted them to be mad and relive the whole "We hate Puck" eviction that everyone saw on TV, and that it was really weird. Puck yells out to nobody in particular, "Why are there so many people in my dressing room? Out!" Everyone pretty much ignores him.