Real World / Road Rules Casting Special
Stee: Matt. Oh, Matt. Poor Matt. Matt made me sad. "I'm like a mousetrap"?
Kim: Okay, this is a serious question. I am out of touch with youth culture...
Stee: Okay, go.
Kim: Do people really still breakdance? For real? Like since Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo?
Stee: Not for fifteen years, my friend.
Stee: But in Georgia, that shit is cutting-edge, boy.
Kim: He was poppin' and lockin' like a Fat Boy.
Stee: I thought he was going to melt when they made him take off the shades. Like that dude who loses power when the hair is cut off.
Kim: You mean Samson?
Stee: Yeah, that guy.
Kim: So, Matt was Seth Green's character in Can't Hardly Wait.
Stee: I have a friend who went down on Seth Green.
Kim: I knew he was gay.
Stee: It was a girl.
Kim: He is gay.
Stee: I don't know what to tell you, dude.
Kim: He is gay with Ryan Phillippe, in their "office."
Stee: Oops. It was Jamie Kennedy! Never mind. Everyone's gay with Ryan Phillippe.
Kim: Anyway, back to Matt.
Stee: No. Let's not go back to Matt. Matt sucks. He's all Breakdancing For Jesus.
Kim: SPOILER: Not to ruin it, but he goes on RW and hooks up with Julie the Mormon.
Stee: AWWWWWWW no!
Kim: I shit you not.
Stee: Do they just touch each other's butts all chastely?
Kim: I don't even want to know. I have to recap it.
Stee: Well, at least I don't have to watch Matt. Poor you. Julie can pretend he's Donny Osmond and he can pretend she's the Boogaloo Shrimp.
Kim: His heroes are Mike Seaver and Doogie Howser.
Stee: Don't fuck with Mike Seaver. He had a rad drop-top bug. Orange, I think.
Kim: I was about to say I almost liked him at that point. Then there was the whole taking off the glasses thing, and it was over.