Real World

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Stee: C- | 684 USERS: B-
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Tyler takes a bubble bath. I wish it ended there, but we have to stay with him as he splish-splashes and tells a hair-curling Paula that he now respects Jose. Ooh, really! How kind of you Lord Tyler to bestow your respect upon the faux ghetto child. And also, no. You were totally pissed at him when he was babbling on. Anyway, Tyler says that he's hoped he could "encourage" Jose to open himself up, but he realized Jose will only do it when it's genuine. Yeah, that fake Olive Garden moment was totally off the cuff and not at all planned or scripted by Jose. Anyway, we intercut them talking about how awesome they now think Jose is with shots of Jose in the office looking at porn. Tyler confessionals that this was a bonding weekend for the four of them and a perfect time for young Jose to open up and how great is Tyler that he provided that to them. And also: he "respects" the three of them now. Oh, they will be so happy. Paula covers up a pimple. Tyler gets a little too far out of the bubbles for my taste.

Night. Street. Bike pagoda guy. John and Janelle drink at an outdoor bar, still bitching about Tyler. John is just going to expect Tyler to be rude now and won't expect much else from him. Janelle hopes to make Tyler respect people's feelings more but she's not one to hold grudges, she tells us. Oh, so I guess he's not "dunzo" after all. Janelle thinks Tyler is fun and cool and doesn't want this to be the end of their Will & Grace-hood. I can't believe she's just going to forgive him. Pussy.

Morning. Pool. Tyler waddles out. Some of the kids are already lounging out there. Tyler has put on glitter to see how it looks in the sun. I'll tell you exactly how it looks: gay. Janelle tells Tyler that the letter he wrote was "nice." Heh. Janelle says that she hopes Tyler can learn to be more considerate. Janelle camera-talks that people are always going to fight...and now everything is fine! Lord. This show could solve the Middle East crisis with one episode and a few confessionals. Tyler throws glitter on John and John grabs Tyler and throws him into the pool. "I saved the glitter," Tyler says.

Next time on...Martin comes to visit Svet. Svet and Martin fight at a restaurant. Paula writes her mom an email revealing that she's still dating horrible, abusive Keith. Man, send her porn spam instead. Urban legends. Anything. It'll upset her less.

Real World

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