Teck comes home wearing a jester hat for some reason. Wonder Bread welcomes him at the door (First he's the driver, now he's a doorman? Is that the only way he could get camera time?). Teck introduces his "date" Leilani to Wonder Bread, and proceeds into the house. Leilani kisses Wonder Bread hello, and he reacts strongly for the camera's sake. Come on, if he was standing there alone with no cameras, would he really have reacted that way? Hardly.
Wonder Bread and Annoying giggle like school children because Teck has brought a woman home. Annoying asks if she's a prostitute. Let's think about this. If Teck were going to hire a prostitute, would he bring her to his house? The only reason he brings women to the house is to impress them. Prostitutes are a sure thing. Plus, I would think prostitutes would just want to take care of business as quickly as possible, not drive around town. And finally, would a prostitute want to be seen on camera, since prostitution is, after all, illegal? All of these things came to me in about two minutes, and I'm not that smart. But obviously, plankton is smarter than Annoying and Wonder Bread.
Anyway, Wonder Bread tells Annoying that she has to get a front view of Leilani because her "blouse" is totally see through. Man, last episode Wonder Bread said "night-spot" and now he says "blouse." I think he is really a seventy-five-year-old man. Annoying sneaks out to the hammock to pretend she is getting a blanket, but actually ogles Leilani. On the way back, she runs into Teck and asks if Leilani is a prostitute. Teck laughs, but in an interview he says that he would never have to use the services of a prostitute because he's got "too much game."
Annoying asks him if he needs to borrow a condom. I hope he's not borrowing it -- does she really want it back when he's done? She says she "don't need no baby Tecks running around" and Teck says, "You've had more sex than me while on the island because I haven't had none and I don't think I'll have none." Someone really needs to introduce these kids to the concept of the double negative. But, I took that as an admission that Colin and Annoying are having sex -- she didn't deny it when Teck said she has had sex while on the island, and who else would she have sex with?













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