Colin is talking to his friend Trevor on the phone (remember him from the Casting Special?) and telling him that Annoying sleeps in his bed every night because there's a wiener there. Colin says it has nothing to do with him, she just wants a wiener. Is Colin twelve years old? Because that's the last time I heard anyone use the word "wiener" in reference to his dick. In an interview, Annoying says, "It's not fair for him to treat me like crap. It doesn't work for me at all." That's all well and good, sweetheart, but actions speak louder than words.
Annoying sits down at the table with Tetanus Girl and groans, and pronounces herself a sucker for romance. Or the wiener. One or the other. Tet Girl tries to be supportive, and Annoying says that it's not fair for Colin to be affectionate at night and ignore her during the day. Tet Girl actually gives her some good advice, noting that Colin is young, and has hang-ups, and Annoying needs to get out now or accept what Colin has to offer.
Teck is introducing another woman named Andrea to Wonder Bread, Ruthie and Tet Girl. Andrea seems to actually care what the roommates' names are, and she's not wearing a see-through blouse, and Wonder Bread's not sneaking up behind her drooling. Teck says he met her at Local Motion and she has a glow about her that sucks him in. In the bedroom, he asks her to fold clothes and she says no. Then he hands her a bunch of condoms and asks her to consolidate them. She makes fun of the fact that one of them is vanilla flavored. I have to say, if this is how Teck picks up the ladies, I wouldn't be surprised to find out he DOES pay for sex! Luckily, Andrea is having none of that. I wish Annoying could borrow her spine.













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