Leah and Simon sit on a couch and talk while the others play pool. In an interview, Leah says that she thinks Simon bonded with her because he knew he could "be comfortable." I take that to mean he already told her that he's gay. Simon interviews that Leah has "a warm quality." Their conversation is interrupted when Adam and Christina arrive. Adam starts off by complaining about how far they had to walk. Chris introduces himself as "C.T." Whatever. Introductions are made all around. Adam interviews, "Ace is definitely hot and better-looking than I am." Then he realizes that he may have revealed too much, so he adds in, "And C.T. is too." Heh. I think Adam loves him some Ace. Do most straight guys notice how hot other guys are? I asked J-Dawg about this, and he says that he might, but only in terms of scoping out the competition. But he says he probably would have been more focused on the ladies. That J-Dawg. He's a ladies' man. Chris interviews that he thinks Christina is really hot and has a great body.
The roommates scamper about and check out the house. Adam finds the confessional and, as Christina watches, pretends that he's doing a confessional and saying that he can't stand Christina. Adam likes to perform, doesn't he? It shows how old I am that the room that impressed me the most was the kitchen. Like, I seriously paused it and tried to figure out if they were real stone floors or some sort of laminate. And those bitches have copper pots! Adam wants to go through the names again so that he can learn them. He comments that Mallory's name is like Family Ties. What a coincidence! I just watched the Justine Bateman E! True Hollywood Story. I'll sum it up for you. Smart, school, TV show, Leif Garrett, stalker, eating disorder, dropped out of the business, fashion designer, married, baby. Now you don't have to watch it. In a confessional, Adam says that Mallory is hot. Man, what is it about her? She's inherited Joey Potter's IT. Mallory says she wants to go to the Paris Opera, and Adam says that she's cultured. Mallory says she wants to know all she can by the end of the experience. Adam interviews that he wants his wife to look like Mallory, and that he thinks she's beautiful, so all he can think about is that he wants to get to know her. And it's driving him nuts.