Real World

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Sense of Wonder

Chris unpacks, and shows Adam that he brought boxing gloves. Chris interviews that he brought boxing gloves so that any disputes could be settled through violence. Adam says that he won't be boxing, because he knows he couldn't take Chris or Ace. He allows that he could probably take Simon. I like Simon and all, but he looks like a stiff breeze could take him. Dude is slight.

Leah sits on Simon's lap in the confessional and they talk to the camera. They are super-cute together. Leah, Simon, and Mallory go into one room, and there are a ton of weird hats around. Do you think when Ace saw that room, he was like, "Damn! And I paid for all of my weird hats to be shipped here!" Meanwhile, Adam and Chris play pool. Adam wonders if Simon "switch-hit[s]," like, the last time I heard that term was on an episode of The Love Boat; just say "bisexual," nerd. Ace says he's "straight as an arrow," and the boys all laugh the Guffaw of Non-Gaydom. Adam says that he's okay with "whatever floats your boat." Testing the waters with Ace, Adam? Meanwhile, Simon is cavorting with Mallory and Leah in the confessional. Like any good gay boy, he watches Charmed, and he invokes the "power of three." Those three look like they are having so much more fun than the boys playing pool.

The roommates primp in preparation for a night on the town. Simon is actually allowed to speak as he interviews that this is their first night out in Paris. Adam and Christina jokingly argue over whether she can hook up with French guy despite the language barrier. Christina says, "Guys don't like it when girls talk anyways!" A true feminist, that. Christina tries to muss up Ace's hair a little bit in the front, which it desperately needs. Ace tells her that she's "messing with Supercuts." Heh. Christina interviews that Ace is funny, and that she wants a guy who can make her laugh. She admits that she's "a little attracted to Ace." Mallory interviews that they are all attracted to Ace, and that she likes him for his good personality. I don't know what Ace has got, but that boy should bottle and sell it. Because it's got to be a pheromone of some sort and that's why I don't get the attraction. Leah interviews that they are all attracted to Ace, and that he has three girls to pick from.

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