Rachel and Erik have a disgustingly schmoopy goodbye, as Reese runs around, probably shitting on things. Like, hopefully, the sleeping Wes. Rachel asks if he had fun, and Erik lies that he did. He hugs Mel. Mel camera-hos that Erik clearly wants to spend his life with Rachel, and that it's "heartbreaking" that Rachel doesn't and that she still needs to decide what to do.

Outside, Erik gets into the cab and he and Rachel say they love each other and he takes Reese and says he'll see her in two months.

Rachel now camera-justifies, saying she thinks Erik left hurt and disappointed, but that he's "got to understand" that it's better to tell the truth now than to get married and be in an "unsure" situation. We see her cooking matzo ball soup for herself as she goes on to say that she's sad, but that she thinks she needs to get "rid of" her party-girl side so she can embrace her "housewife, grownup" side. Ew. Wes laughs at Rachel for eating matzo ball soup "again." She responds that she's sad Erik left and she needs "to eat some comfort food and a gossip magazine." She really shouldn't eat a magazine. Too many poison inks. Wes laughs. Suddenly, Wes starts all creepily whispering and asks, "Did you ever have sex with him?" busting her for saying she was going to have "a lot" of sex with Erik before he came out. She babbles that she thinks it would have just made things harder, and as Johanna arrives in the kitchen, Wes asks if Rachel wants him to get all "Dr. Phil" on her ass. Wes then camera-talks that Rachel doesn't know what she wants, and that he thinks she needs to be in a relationship -- that she's no good at being single. Wes tells Rachel, "You just suck at life." Ha. Who knew Wes was funny? What if we've had him wrong all along?

Nah.

On the next...they have to make a rough assembly of their footage to show to the Austin Film Society, or they can't go on their trip, but their editing computers freeze. Wow. An episode about computer difficulties. I can't wait! Ooh, I hope they call a help desk.