Dan's on the phone with someone from Ocean Drivel. She's having a dinner party and says Dan can invite whomever he wants -- and will the cameras be there too? Great. So Dan invites all his roomies to dinner at some hotel at 10 PM (be sure to eat first so you don't die of hunger waiting). After a montage of all the roomies primping and preening, Cyn goes out the door with a guy. She has a date. Dan starts throwing a fit right off: "Why didn't she tell me? That really, really hurts my feelings." Whatever, dude, I didn't see her accept your invitation so she shouldn't have to decline. It's not like he's COOKING dinner for his roomies, anyway -- they're, like, tagging along to his invite. He complains to Mike and Melissa and then says, "I was just stood up by my ROOMMATE," which doesn't seem to be true at all. Tense, jangly guitars play and we're out.
As the roomies troop into the hotel, the wind blows Flora's dress up. I see London, I see France! They all have a fancy-ass dinner. Dan blabs a lot as his roomies roll their eyes.
Sheryl Crow sings "I won't cry anymore" as we spy on Cyn's date. The guy's name is Tony. He seems nice. He talks about all the different kinds of restaurants in Miami and then talks about Jamaican food. "They have jerk chicken, jerk goat..." Cyn says, "Goat? As in, 'baaa,' goat?" Hee. Then Tony mentions oh-so-casually that he was just in "the islands...eating alligator." As in, grrrr, alligator? Cyn says, "I ain't eating no goat, I ain't eating no alligator, I ain't eating no possum, no squirrel...!" Hee hee! Then she says she "has nothing against Tony" and that "he's cute." As they say goodnight, he kisses her hand and says he'll call. Nothing wrong with that.
The roomies have another business meeting. Landon's there! Nothing gets done. The end. Just kidding.
The roomies have another business meeting. Cyn says, "On choosing the business, there's a whole lot of talking, but nothing's decided yet." The end. Kidding again.
Another business meeting. Dan talks so much they fade out his voice and show all the roomies in various states of paralyzing boredom. Flora fans herself with her shirt, Melissa groans intermittently, Cynthia buries her head in her hands and Sarah wraps a ponytail holder so that it fits around her face two times. The two guys look stupefied, but that's how they always look. Cyn says Dan elaborates too much. We got it. Mike asks a question, Dan starts to answer, Mike cuts him off with a "yes or no," and Dan says, "It's not a yes or no answer, because...." Everyone else laughs in a pained way. Blah blah blah, get it?