The Gay Thing is saying to Sarah and Joe, "I don't like talking about myself." Then you are a masochist, Gay Thing. Sarah says he "loves it." The Gay Thing asks, "Do I like talking about myself too much?" Oh my god, YES! YES YOU DO! Now SHUT UP, Dan! SHUT! UP! Joe says, "uh." Amazing show of leadership abilities, not. Sarah says for Joe, "You're neutral on this topic!" Well, I'm not, so shut up, Dan! Dan says he knows things are being said behind his back, and Sarah reminds him that "that's how people communicate, they talk. You talking a lot has nothing to do with you being gay." Word, and WORD. But, "Some of the roommates have brought it up." Dan rolls his eyes and says that's "really unpleasant to hear, after you put your trust in people...." Sarah says incredulously, "You trusted them? I don't trust anyone here." Wow, what a horrible living situation for anyone to be in. Dan puts his head down as Sarah adds that maybe Dan has a reason to be suspicious of people.

Dan's having some test shots taken. He has a HUGE zit right under his eye. He expression is the same in every shot, with or without the funny hat or tank top or turtleneck on. After a million photos are taken, the photographer calls Armani Exchange and sends Dan over to do a fashion show with them. He then warns Dan to "watch himself" and "don't negotiate." Whatever.

Dan calls his roomies and invites them to come watch him model at A/X. Whatever.

The roomies look at Dan's headshots. He has HEADSHOTS. He so wants to be a model. How silly.

Dan runs around at Armani as Jill Stupid Sobule sings her "Supermodel" song. Cyn says "Dan is now molding himself into the kind of person he didn't like." No, into the kind of person he SAID he didn't like. He really DID want this all along. So he's shallow and untruthful. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a model, or in saying that modeling/catering to pretty people is stupid, but when you occupy both positions you are a hypocrite. Okay? Okay. So, Dan takes his modeling gig very seriously, and all the roomies cheer and make fun of him at the same time. Joe even brought his camera. Mike and Cyn do lots of funny you-betta-WORK head swoops. But all the roomies go home together, friends again. Until the next time....