Real World

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Jackie and Brad have a fascinating conversation about...zzzz. Oh, sorry. They talk about motorcycles and cars. Bored now! Brad interviews that he and Jackie are into the same things. Wow! A girl who likes cars! And while I know that there are plenty of girls who like cars because they, you know, like cars, Jackie totally struck me as the type who just got into it because she thinks it will make dudes pay attention to her. Brad buys her a beer after Jackie claims that she's "a beer girl" with "a beer belly." First of all, she totally doesn't have a beer belly, and she just said that to focus attention to her taut midsection. And second of all, the only women who proclaim themselves to be "beer girls" are those who only drink beer so that they'll seem cooler to guys, and not because they like beer. In the privacy of her own home, I'm sure Jackie drinks wine coolers. Cameran interviews that Jackie seems like a nice girl (which is Cameran-ese for "I'm about to say something really mean, so I have to preface it with something insincere") but that she is "a little on the loose side." Because she talks to boys in bars? And allegedly drinks beer? Wow, what a whore.

Everyone leaves the bar. Jackie and Brad are still inside, toasting with their beers. Cameran screeches at Robin outside, causing Frankie and Randy to make fun of her for being drunk. Brad and Jackie check out Jackie's classic car, and they totally said what kind of car it was, but I don't care. Brad, however, is impressed, especially when Jackie reels off a bunch of information about the car, and then starts it up for him. Luckily, since she's drunk, she doesn't drive off or anything. Brad can't believe it's her car, because she's a girl, which says a lot about Brad right there. Brad interviews that Jackie isn't your average girl. She has a car! And a motorcycle! And she drinks beer! She should go back in time twenty years so that she could be the featured segment on That's Incredible. Jackie tries to get an invite to the house without coming right out and saying that she wants to go there, and Brad's dumb, so it totally works. They take a cab home.

Real World

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