Well, that was quite a sidebar. Malik, his hair in cornrows, goes to the airport to pick up Jisela. Some on-screen text informs us that Malik is thirty-five minutes late, although Jisela doesn't seem that upset about it. They hug and kiss and act all schmoopy. Jisela tells Malik that he looks "so cute" with his cornrows, and he kind of does. I think I like the Afro better, but it's a nice change of pace. In an interview, Jisela says that seeing Malik makes her feel happy. "Hanging By a Moment" by Lifehouse plays as Jisela and Malik snuggle and kiss in the airport, outside the airport, in a cab, and on a bench somewhere.
In an interview, Malik says that he's romantic and he likes being sweet. Malik and Jisela continue to sit on the bench and smooch. Well, actually, Malik is all into Jisela, and she's kissing him on the cheek and keeping one eye on the camera to make sure they are getting all this. She looks really distracted. Jisela tells Malik that she's not that romantic. Malik says that Jisela is, because she went out and looked for presents for him, and said that she missed him and loved him. In an interview, Jisela says that she can give love like there's no tomorrow, but that she's incapable of receiving love, because she always worries that the person will take his love away. Malik says that he's ready for a girlfriend. Jisela says that marriage would give her a heart attack, but that she does want to get married someday. In an interview, Jisela says that she can't deal with boyfriends and all of the baggage that carries. That's fine. I mean, she's young. Why be tied down, right? As long as she makes that clear to Malik.
Mary-Ellis Bunim: Whew! I sure am feeling well rested after our week at the spa!
Jonathan Murray: I know! And that Mariah Carey was much nicer than I thought she would be.
Bunim: [whispering] Do you think they're buying it?
Murray: [whispering] I think so. Just don't mention the part about Paula Poundstone being there.
Quarrel holds up some bikini bottoms to show Nicole. Quarrel asks Nicole whether she's wearing a bathing suit at all, and Nicole says that she isn't. I thought Quarrel was afraid of water? I guess she could still want to have a bikini for swimming and flaunting her gigantic breasts. I mean, "tanning." Quarrel asks Nicole why she got a bikini wax if she isn't going to wear a bikini. Nicole says that she just wants to look nice. Basically, it comes out in the conversation that Nicole wanted to make sure she was all pretty for Bobby. And that's as much time as I am willing to devote to Nicole's pubic hair, or lack thereof. Although it was funny that Quarrel kept teasing her about it, trying to get her to admit it.