Real World

Episode Report Card
Kim: B | 279 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
Spice Up Your Life

Jisela plays pool with Patrice while Blair and Malik watch. Blair totally goes alpha male, telling Malik that he wants the girls to start playing strip pool, and setting up the rules so that the girls have to remove their clothing no matter what. What the hell happened to Blair? I kind of liked him on Road Rules. At least he didn't seem like such a dick. He knows that Malik and Jisela had a fling, and probably knows that Malik thinks it's still going on, so why is he practically pissing on Jisela's leg to claim her? In an interview, Jisela says that she forgot how funny Blair could be. Blair voice-overs that Jisela is a free spirit and doesn't want to be tied down by anybody.

Speaking of free spirits, everyone starts drinking, and this leads to wrestling, hugging, and humping. And pulling down of pants by Blair. Yes, Blair, we know that you lost weight. We're all proud. Now put your clothes back on. After a weird shot of some plaster noses hanging in the hallway, we see Bobby and Nicole lying in bed, clothed, talking. Nicole teases Bobby about his six-pack (which I totally don't see) and then informs Bobby that his fly is down. Bobby mumbles, "Easy access," and Nicole scolds him for teasing her.

Patrice, Kevin, Jenn, and Jisela sit on top of each other on the couch. Jisela drunkenly asks why Kevin was holding his drink on his crotch, and makes a comment about how he was trying to ice his genitals or something. She grabs the crotch of Kevin's pants, and then totally grabs his unit through his pants and squeezes it. I was going to write, "She does this under the guise of..." but there really is no guise. She's just squeezing his unit. It looks painful, actually. In an interview, Jisela says that she feeds off the sexual energy in the house.

Lori, Blair, Kevin, and Jisela hang out in the confessional. In an interview, Lori says that they were kind of doing a "spin the bottle" thing. Jisela and Lori kiss. Men everywhere frantically try to throw a tape in the VCR to capture this moment. Lori and Kevin kiss. Blair tells Kevin and Jisela to kiss, and they do. Intercut with this footage are shots of Malik looking sad in the kitchen, when really Malik was probably toking up in his bedroom or something. Lori and Blair totally stare at Kevin and Jisela kissing. Lori voice-overs that she thought Malik would be upset about Kevin kissing Jisela, open-mouthed. In an interview, Kevin says that Malik has a lot of feelings for Jisela, and "it's a weird situation." Blair says that he and Jisela are going to have sex in the confessional, and Kevin and Lori agree that means they should leave. Jisela and Blair both take off their tops. Jisela holds her bra up in the front of the camera, but she still has her pants on. She sits on top of Blair, facing him, and they make out.

Real World

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP