Real World

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Kim: B | 279 USERS: C+
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Spice Up Your Life

The bus finally arrives at the house in the Hamptons. Mike is really excited because they have scooters. Everyone walks around the house, checking it out, and then they head down to the beach. Nicole and Bobby grab a bedroom right away. Nicole voice-overs that it's "all about Bobby this weekend," and that she can hang out with her roommates when they get back to New York. Rachel hops into a hammock on the beach, and promptly falls out of it. In an interview, Mike says that it's so much better now that everyone is getting along.

Mike and Malik fire up the grill while some of the women swim in the pool. Quarrel has apparently completely gotten over her water fears, and she's even in a tube. Isn't she afraid that it will turn upside down and she'll be trapped underwater again? I'm surprised that the editors didn't make a big storyline out of that one. Nicole and Bobby lie together on a hammock on the beach and watch the sun set. That does seem very romantic. Note to self: try to include hammock in honeymoon plans. Bobby's hair is just a mess. In an interview, Nicole talks some more about how much she loves Bobby. We get it. WE GET IT!

Later, people jump in the pool. I sense nudity coming on. Elsewhere, Malik and Kevin have a heart-to-heart. Malik says that he really wants to have a girlfriend. In the pool, Blair has taken his trunks off. When did Blair become so obnoxious? I kind of hate him. Jisela, Jenn, and Mike frolic. Kevin tells Malik that Jisela told him she was free to kiss anyone she wanted, and Malik was cool with it. Kevin says that Malik is his best friend. Is Kevin trying to say that he refused to kiss Jisela? Because we've got it on tape. Back in the pool, Jisela kisses Jenn while the guys watch and cheer her on. Kevin says that Jisela was kissing everyone in the house, but that it made him feel weird. In an interview, Jisela says that she's upset with Kevin, because he acted like he was cool with all the kissing, and then he wanted to clear the air with Malik. Blair gets out of the pool, naked, but not before slapping Jisela on the ass. In an interview, Malik says that he is disappointed that Jisela isn't spending time with him. Blair says something about hooking up with Jisela. In an interview, Jisela says that "they" don't understand the relationship that she has with Blair, and that it's "setting things off" for her and Malik. I still don't get what Jisela is mad about, but whatever. I also really don't care.

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