Bunim: Why didn't we put Jisela on this show in the first place? God knows we needed her. And Blair, too.
Murray: Yeah, but they were both on the same show, and they didn't hook up then.
Bunim: I guess once they spent some time away from the cameras, they realized how much they loved the camera time.
Murray: Either that, or the bribes we gave them. And the roofies that we slipped in their drinks.
Malik has on headphones and is playing some music. Jisela bursts into the room wearing some incredibly tight pants. Jenn is lying in bed with Mike, and Jisela teases them, but it's really obvious that Jisela isn't sure how to act around Malik. In an interview, Malik says that Jisela thinks he is jealous when she is flirtatious with other people, but he doesn't ever say whether she is right or wrong. Jisela kisses and hugs Malik good morning. In an interview, Malik says that Jisela told him that he would see a side of her that she might not like. What, the randomly affectionate side?
Jisela and Blair sit outside talking again. Jisela tells Blair that Malik is not as into having a good time as some of the other guys are. They talk about how the previous night was kind of "risqué," and that Jisela feels weird around Malik now. Blair points out that they are all single, so whatever happens, happens.
Everyone boards the bus to the Hamptons. Whatever happened to the flirtation between Blair and Rachel, anyway? That got dropped like a hot potato. Malik and Jisela don't sit together on the bus. Nicole and Bobby do, and they're cuddling. In an interview, Nicole says that Bobby means a lot to her, and it's like the song: "If it feels this good getting used, then use me up." See? Not a healthy relationship.
The bus finally arrives at the house in the Hamptons. Mike is really excited because they have scooters. Everyone walks around the house, checking it out, and then they head down to the beach. Nicole and Bobby grab a bedroom right away. Nicole voice-overs that it's "all about Bobby this weekend," and that she can hang out with her roommates when they get back to New York. Rachel hops into a hammock on the beach, and promptly falls out of it. In an interview, Mike says that it's so much better now that everyone is getting along.
Mike and Malik fire up the grill while some of the women swim in the pool. Quarrel has apparently completely gotten over her water fears, and she's even in a tube. Isn't she afraid that it will turn upside down and she'll be trapped underwater again? I'm surprised that the editors didn't make a big storyline out of that one. Nicole and Bobby lie together on a hammock on the beach and watch the sun set. That does seem very romantic. Note to self: try to include hammock in honeymoon plans. Bobby's hair is just a mess. In an interview, Nicole talks some more about how much she loves Bobby. We get it. WE GET IT!