At the strip club, there are scantily clad women. Surprise! And they dance topless. Shocker! Mallory points out Andi, Ace's friend from the other night. Mallory interviews that she didn't really know what she was getting herself into, and that she thinks "strip clubs are a little dirty." What was she expecting? Or does she mean "dirty" in the sense of "containing dirt and grime"? In which case, what was she expecting? Mallory cringes at some of the strippers' actions. Ace interviews that Mallory is pissing him off, because she's making fun of all the girls. Mallory tells Simon that the whole thing is disgusting. Ace tells her that she doesn't have to be there, and that he didn't ask her to come. Adam tries to get Ace to chill out. Ace gets up and walks away. Adam defends his boyfriend when he interviews that Ace came to have a good time, and that when other people are mocking your good time, it makes you angry. At the bar, Adam and Ace tells Christina that they're going to get their own table, and that none of the roommates should talk to them.
In the bathroom, Mallory complains to Leah that Ace is being an asshole. Leah asks why. Mallory says that Ace doesn't want them there, because he wants to bleep with the girls. Leah interviews that she thinks Mallory is annoyed that Ace is checking out other women. Leah tells Mallory that Ace likes her, so he doesn't want to get a lapdance in front of her. Mallory protests that it's not true, and that he doesn't want them there because "his dream woman is a stripper from Kansas." Ace sneaks up behind Mallory, grinning, as Mallory says that she knows Ace doesn't want her there. She turns and sees Ace standing there. He winks and asks if she has something to say to him. Mallory says she feels bad because he doesn't want them there. Ace says that she shouldn't feel like they have to be there, and Mallory giggles and tells him to shut up. Ace interviews that he thinks Mallory likes him and doesn't want him looking at other girls. Mallory, Simon, Leah, and Christina go home while Ace stays and looks at boobies. One of the strippers looks like Toni Collette in Muriel's Wedding. Once she gets home, Mallory goes to bed. She interviews that she thought she liked Ace a lot in the beginning, but now she sees that they're very different.
CT types up his article and then tells Christina that he's done. He says that he made it a little long so that it'll be more believable. Okay. As a teacher, I can tell you that never works, because usually you end up repeating yourself or writing a lot of meaningless filler just to stretch it out. Christina interviews that she can't control her roommates, and that if they don't get published because of her roommates' actions, there's nothing she can do. CT says he needs to talk to Leah. He runs upstairs and tells Leah that he finished his article, and that he bookmarked that Versailles website for her. Leah is still in bed. CT repeats his thing about making it long so that it's more believable. He wants to coordinate their story about when they went to Versailles, and Leah promises that they'll talk about it.