Real World

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Teck is the Cheese

Ruthie books an act for the café: some friends of hers, since she's a local and all.

The roommates go to the University of Hawaii to hand out flyers for their show. Tetanus Girl uses her "charisma" to entice men to come to the show. She keeps telling people, "Even if you don't like the music, come to see me!" Sweetie, you want them to come to the show, not run away screaming. Teck talks to girls and Justin tells another guy, "Nice nails." Hey, at least he's more subtle than Tetanus Girl. Well, a giant pink elephant is more subtle than her.

Justin asks Teck why he is so confident, and Teck says that it's because he comes from such a great family. Teck says his dad is a cool motherf---r. Heh. I've never described my dad that way. What a great Father's Day card that would make -- "Happy Father's Day, Dad! You're a cool motherf---er!" Justin says he likes Teck.

Back at the café, it's time for the performance. Wonder Bread introduces the group, Teck is doing sound, and the group starts singing a "song for Jesus." Amaya is apparently supposed to be working behind the counter, but instead she gets all offended because she's "agnostic and a Jew." I didn't know you could be both, but what do I know? I have a few tips for Amaya here. One: you're not getting paid to like the music. Your job was not to book an act that you like. It was to book one that would draw in a big crowd, which this one did. Two: if you're so offended, maybe you could do some work next time. Ruthie booked the act and I didn't see you offering to help. Three: maybe it would help your boredom (she pretends to fall asleep a few times) if you actually did some work, like make a drink or wipe down a table. Four: for all your drama queen antics, I didn't see you handing back your share of the reward. And finally, shut up. I hate you.

Apparently the group only knows one song, because the Jesus song is shown over and over again. Or maybe they are just trying to piss Amaya off.

So the group gets their money and the show ends.

Next week: Amaya is homesick and Tetanus Girl and Ruthie get it on. Aww, yeah. Girl on girl action. They are SO getting good ratings next week.

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