Real World

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Pedro's with his family when he gets a phone call from Rachel, I think. She says that he needs to tell his family about Sean. He says he'll do it when he gets back. The girl bitches at him. I bet it's not Rachel. Why would she care enough about anyone else to call and find out how he's doing?

Pedro shows his family pictures of Sean, but he doesn't mention that he's engaged, nor that he's thinking of moving to San Francisco. Do you see the themes in this episode? There are only two and they are repeated seventeen times. Pedro says it's important for his family to be okay with his life. He says he's sad that he didn't tell his family, but that he feels caught between two worlds.

Pedro gets a phone call from Cory. She superficially coos that they were worried he'd never come back. He says that he got sick and went to the hospital because he thought he had pneumonia, but he didn't, so he's fine now. Why recap when the show recaps itself? Pedro says he's leaving for the airport right now.

And he does. God, I'm just going to tell a joke or something because there's nothing in this episode and if you made it all the way to this point in the recap, you must either really love The Real World, have been a cast member in this season, or be a great fan of mine. In any event, you've earned something. Okay, let me think. Dammit. I can't think of anything. This show has sapped me dry. Uh...no for real. I can't think of a damn thing. I'm sorry. Pedro says he didn't want to leave his family, but he wanted to get to San Francisco, so he had "mixed emotions."

At the San Francisco airport, Judd, Rachel, and Cory wait for Pedro. Cory says that Pedro was getting chest pains. Rachel is pissed off that Pedro didn't tell her anything about the chest pains. Judd holds a sign that says "Pedro 'Boom Boom' Zamora." When will the comedy stop? I can't breathe!

The roommates drive home as Pedro says his visit was good. Rachel asks whether he told his family he was engaged. He says he didn't.

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