Another cab. Neh makes a snotty, faux-ironic comment about how it was nice to meet them all and that they'll probably never see him again. "Because you'll be in jail," says his lover. Neh tells us he's staying in Austin to appear in court because of beating down the wiener man. At the cab, Neh tells Wes that he never thought he'd like a white guy as much as he likes Wes. And to his credit, it's not like he just befriended a sorta white guy. He went for the whitest of the white. Danny laughs. Wes says he's proud to be Neh's friend, and adds something about strength and loyalty. Neh offers us sage advice, telling us that if we're ever on The Real World, that we should not think we'll end up the same afterward, because the experience will change us, for both good and bad, as it has him. Thanks, Neh! Neh's cab drives off, rocketing Neh straight to the top of the indie film world -- a feat to be achieved, coincidentally, on the same day a seven-hundred pound pot-bellied sow in Gormanville, Iowa sprouts wings and flies.

Wes answers the door to see...no one? He looks down. Oh, it's Ryan, Lacey's wheelchair-bound boyfriend. Lacey is shocked. She kisses him and tells us that it's great to know she has a boyfriend who is willing to follow her anywhere. Well, unless there are stairs. She sits in his lap, and they hug, and she talks on about being supportive. Meanwhile, Wes and Danny joke about Ryan making them look bad on the boyfriend scale. Ryan says that they did it to themselves, telling the truth under the guise of a joke.