In yet another room of the firehouse, Montana bitches further at Elka that she can't handle "having two boyfriends in two different cities." Aw, poor cuckolding philanderette can't make up her mind. She tells Elka that she wants to hang out with Matt, but that she knows that, in her heart of hearts, "I'm going back to live with my boyfriend." Elka tells Montana that she doesn't even owe Matt-the-TV-Whore an explanation, but sure enough, we cut to inside of his apartment, in which Montana is explaining, "When I told my boyfriend we were going to see other people, I had envisioned myself hooking up at a bar. I didn't envision myself seeing somebody regularly, going out with them [sic] on Valentine's Day. That kind of thing." Matt got more out of the deal than he'd initially bargained for as well, and his Dirty White Cap is pulled down on his brow almost enough to conceal the self-loving frat boy grin that seems permanently affixed to his face. What does he have not to smile about, after all? The dude got more screen time than Syrus and Elka combined. Montana voice-overs that she can't live this double life anymore, and we cut back to the apartment to see Matt hope that they can be friends. The Squiggly Hip of Font of Character Introduction at no point feels necessary to tell us that he is "Matt." Because we already knew that. And if that isn't a testament to show infiltration, man, I don't know what is. Who's the whore now?

Back at the firehouse, "How Bizarre" kicks up on the soundtrack (How much did I troll the radio waves for this song back in the day? During the gaps between trolling for "Say You'll Be There" and "Mmm-Bop" is how much) as Montana tells Sean and Jason, "I'm going to New York the day after tomorrow. Seriously, like, and I'm not just saying this, I'm, like, done with Matt. And I feel so good about it." Jason voice-overs from what looks like a confessional three days after arriving in Boston, "I think Montana has a lot to learn about herself when it comes to dealing with men." Oh, and BAH HA HA HA! Because he has every right to judge right now. Every right in the world. Even though said judging took place, like, three months ago. Whatever.