Segue fun times ahoy! Montana, looking unusually haggard ["What is she, dead?" -- Wing Chun], stands in the living room and announces, "Guess what?" The rest of the present member (Sean, Elka, Genesis, Kameelah) respond distractedly as if to say, "Stop talking, ever. I mean, what?" She holds up her pager, "Vaj just paged me. He said, 'It's over. I don't love you anymore. Love doesn't mean anything. He can have you. You have one month to get your things out of my house before I throw them in the street." She takes her leave of the room and Elka follows. Genesis tells us in a confessional that Montana finally came clean to Vaj about her relationship with Matt, "and that would push any boyfriend over the edge, when he finds out that his girlfriend has been sleeping with somebody else." They all agree that they don't know why Montana would be surprised by this development. Meanwhile, Montana retires to one of the six hundred rooms in the firehouse with nothing more than a phone and a product-placed chair, and picks up the phone. And since this is one of the only truly memorable moments of this season not quite as hypnotizing as the spin of laundry drying, let's get this all down, shall we?

Montana: Vaj.
Vaj: What?
Montana: Listen...
Vaj: WHORE!
Montana: Listen...
Vaj: WHORE!
Montana: Vaj...
Vaj: WHORE!
Montana: Listen, I don't know what I'm gonna do with my stuff. I'm gonna have to come up there and get it.
Vaj: Well, bummer! I feel for you. I deserve a woman that isn't gonna say "Oh, I love you," then tromp off to Boston, immediately get into some hard-core relationship with some other guy...
Montana: Listen, if you're...
Vaj: I'M NOT IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE!
Montana: If you're in a relationship with...
Vaj: I don't want to be in your life, and you know why? 'Cause you're a SELFISH! WHORE!