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The Frazzled State Of Montana

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The Frazzled State Of Montana

Timber shows up at the door of the firehouse, prepared speech at the ready: "I've been a good girlfriend to you. I have. I have loved you with all of my heart. But I [expletive, probably "smoked," deleted] up, and even worse I lied about it. And I know you were really upset." Kameelah voice-overs that Jason's prone to major attitude. You think? Back at the front door, he tells her she [smoked] up big time, and wants her to go away. Cut to them outside. She wants to fix what's wrong with their relationship. He doesn't believe that she would ever do "that." Do what? "Hang out with other girls." Doesn't he, like, live with other girls? Speaking of which, we cut briefly to Genesis, who has briefly decided to drop in this week, telling Kameelah, "I can't stand the way he talks to her. I can't stand that."

Segue fun times ahoy! Montana, looking unusually haggard ["What is she, dead?" -- Wing Chun], stands in the living room and announces, "Guess what?" The rest of the present member (Sean, Elka, Genesis, Kameelah) respond distractedly as if to say, "Stop talking, ever. I mean, what?" She holds up her pager, "Vaj just paged me. He said, 'It's over. I don't love you anymore. Love doesn't mean anything. He can have you. You have one month to get your things out of my house before I throw them in the street." She takes her leave of the room and Elka follows. Genesis tells us in a confessional that Montana finally came clean to Vaj about her relationship with Matt, "and that would push any boyfriend over the edge, when he finds out that his girlfriend has been sleeping with somebody else." They all agree that they don't know why Montana would be surprised by this development. Meanwhile, Montana retires to one of the six hundred rooms in the firehouse with nothing more than a phone and a product-placed chair, and picks up the phone. And since this is one of the only truly memorable moments of this season not quite as hypnotizing as the spin of laundry drying, let's get this all down, shall we?

Montana: Vaj.
Vaj: What?
Montana: Listen...
Vaj: WHORE!
Montana: Listen...
Vaj: WHORE!
Montana: Vaj...
Vaj: WHORE!
Montana: Listen, I don't know what I'm gonna do with my stuff. I'm gonna have to come up there and get it.
Vaj: Well, bummer! I feel for you. I deserve a woman that isn't gonna say "Oh, I love you," then tromp off to Boston, immediately get into some hard-core relationship with some other guy...

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