What follows is a sequence I would unironically denote as "pointless, filler, fluff," if those weren't the very words translated from their original Latin on the Real World family crest as the very point of the freakin' show. New character Syrus arrives in a station wagon he enigmatically refers to as a "cab." Elka should love him. Did I mention he's black, too? Syrus takes the same tour Jason and Genesis just shared, tossing out a few more zany "hey, we live in a firehouse" quips. I trust him not at all. The three present members drink wine and have a toast to, as Jason suggests, "being honest with one another." Whatever. Have they, like, never seen this show before?
Episode Report CardDjb: B | 270 USERS: C+
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