The next day, Frankie (who didn't go to the beach party) tells Jamie that she saw Ryan (the guy Cameran met in last week's episode) at a club. Ryan asked about Cameran, and Frankie told him about the beach party. Ryan said that beach parties are lame, and Frankie acts like she's so world-weary that she knew that already. Cameran overhears this whole conversation and asks what Ryan said. Frankie says that Ryan had on "this black Versace shirt, kind of see-throughish, and these black leather pants." Ew! Sounds like a total cheeseball. Frankie interviews that Cameran hasn't "been around the kind of lifestyle" that Ryan has, which involves money. I'm still trying to figure out what "lifestyle" is a code word for. Cameran interviews that usually guys are intimidated by her, and that Ryan is the only guy who's approached her so far.
Ryan calls Cameran and asks about their plans for the next night. He explains that he has a friend who owns "a Playboy mansion-style house" nearby, and that he wants to come pick up the roommates in a limo. Cameran tells her roommates the deal. Jacquese immediately thinks that Ryan or his friend must be a porn director. Cameran says that Ryan claimed the house's owner was only twenty-two. Brad and Randy start joking about Cameran being set up to be in a porno. Cameran says that all of the people she met that night looked like porn stars, and that one of the women was stroking her face. Jacquese says that they might be swingers, and Cameran asks what a swinger is. Come on. She knows that. Also, has anyone said "swinger" (not in the Vince Vaughn/Jon Favreau way) since 1978? Cameran walks out of the room, and then comes back in and proclaims, "So...wait...I don't know...look." Everyone laughs at her. Randy asks if she wants to be in porn. Cameran jokes that she does. Jamie interviews that since Cameran is inexperienced, she's curious. Cameran tells everyone that the limo is a stretch Escalade. Cameran interviews that her conscience is telling her that this is wrong, and she wonders if Ryan is talking to her because she's naïve.













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