Cameran puts product in her hair and says that she feels "like a slut-whore." Maybe if she wasn't wearing a skirt that is cut up to her crotch in the front, she would feel better. It's long in the back and then you can seriously see her underwear in the front every time she takes a step. Ominous music plays as the limo glides along the highway. The limo is like Jaws or something. Cameran says that her skirt is ridiculous. Yes! It is! Change! Cameran decides to wear flesh-toned underwear so that you can't tell when it's showing. Or she could just change her skirt.
It's 11:30 PM, and the girls are still at the house. Cameran calls Adam, Frankie's loverboy. How did he get involved with this? He's apparently friends with Ryan as well. Wuh? How did that happen? I need more explanation. Cameran asks Adam if he's on his way, and Adam says that he is. Frankie explains that Adam is picking them up in the limo because "Ryan's already involved in the whole party scene," which to me means that Ryan is drunk or high or both. Adam has stubble on his face, but not his neck, which means that he shaved his neck. That's a little too contrived for my tastes, Mr. Earlobes. The ominous limo finally pulls up to the house. The girls walk downstairs. Frankie has changed out of her dumpy clothes into a dress, and teases Cameran that her coochie is showing. Cameran has to ask if it really is, which would be yet another sign to me that I should change. Adam gets to the door and calls the girls out. Cameran interviews that she has no idea how Adam and Ryan know each other. One of the girls asks Adam if he's alone in the limo, and he says that he is. Adam could not look less interested in hanging out with the girls right now. Jamie interviews that Cameran is "a very curious person," and that while Cameran thinks that the Ryan situation is shady, she still wants to try it. Why is Jamie talking like she wasn't involved in the whole thing?









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