Mallory and Christina wander the streets of Florence and get hit on by Italian guys. Or maybe just complimented if not fully hit on. Christina sees a horse and buggy and squeals that she wants to pet the horse. Some guy tells her that she's beautiful. Later, Mallory and Christina discuss how different men are in Italy, and that they will compliment you even if their girlfriends are right there. Mallory thinks they are just straightforward. In a confessional, Mallory says that Italians really seem to love their lives. Christina says that Leah will get a lot of attention because she has blonde hair and looks very American. I'm sure Leah will hate all of that attention. She'll have to put on a hat or something.
The roommates all go out to dinner. Leah makes a big deal out of asking Adam if he got a date yet in Florence. She totally just asked him so that she could reveal that she has a date. Leah glows with the attention. She interviews that she got a date with her waiter at lunch. The roommates get flaming shots, and Adam tries to do a toast to the people in the country, but Leah interrupts, "To Leah getting a date!" God, shut up! No one cares. Adam interviews that he's happy for Leah, because she hasn't even looked at guys since they've been in the house. She hasn't? Does anyone remember her big crush on Ace?
The roommates leave the restaurant. Leah says that she's scared to go meet her date. Chris advises her to lean up against the wall and stare at the guy, but Leah thinks that would make her look totally evil. So her true self would come out? They all arrive at the restaurant, and Leah introduces her date, Giuseppe, to her roommates. Giuseppe? Not that cute, I don't think. I mean, I'm sure he's a nice guy, and to me that would be more important, but I would think Leah would go for someone flashier. Leah asks Giuseppe if he's ready for the date, and he goes inside to get ready. Mallory and Simon give Leah advice about staying in control and not drinking too much. Leah thinks they are treating her like she's five. Maybe they're just worried because you are in a foreign country going out with a complete stranger? I think I would be a little freaked out. Chris asks Leah if she wants his shank. Leah is confused. Chris clarifies that he wants to give her his "sticker." He pulls out a knife and offers it to Leah. Hee! That was awesome. Leah is appalled and squeals as loudly as possible that Chris tried to give her "weapondry" [sic]. Leah interviews that Chris doesn't want his female roommates to date anyone. Leah points out that Giuseppe is smaller than she is. Chris points out that Giuseppe has a fur collar on his coat, which I guess marks him as a weirdo. I'd go along with that theory. Chris also advises Leah to "double-bag it." Chris is cracking me up. Chris interviews that he's treating Leah like he would treat his sister, by telling her that the guy isn't good enough and getting on her case.













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