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Melissa: My parents came for three days and absolutely stole the show. Kim: And I've been looking forward to that! Melissa: They came right at the end, when Julie's dad was leaving, so maybe not this episode, but next episode, we'll meet my parents. Which I hope they do, because I really want them to redeem my dad because he really is a straight-up comedian. He came in the house and said every non-PC thing he could've said and everyone still loved him. Kim: Well, your phone calls to him and the letters that he wrote you always seemed so funny. And your casting tape when you were talking about your parents was so funny, and so I really hope we do get to see them. Melissa: Every time I would get on the phone with my dad, the cameraman would come hauling ass up and start recording. And my dad would crack me up! I remember when they were coming, I said, "Did MTV send you the tickets?" and my dad said, "Uh, baby if they ain't buying, I ain't flying." I remember the cameraman put the camera down and had to leave the room to just crack up. And I remember another time, I'd asked my parents to bring my car because I couldn't drive the Yukon. You'll never see me driving the Yukon. Kim: Are you too short? Melissa: Too short. I'd sit on pillows, and I was just wrecking stuff. And I remember I called my mom and I was like, "Mom, I really want you to drive my car up." Even though I wasn't allowed to have it. And she goes, "Well, you wanna go Real World, then you better get real job and ride real bus." And the sound girl was just cracking up. They would listen to the conversations with my mom, and they'd almost be not doing their jobs. They'd be keenly listening because she has very broken English. My parents came with bathing suits in hand, like [dad voice], "Hey baby, you said you had a hot tub?" I was like, "Daddy, oh my God, everybody else's parents didn't do that to them." [laughs] My dad hit on Julie every day. He'd be like, "Baby, you really got a nice ass. I just gotta let you know that." My mom baggage-claimed like a hundred egg rolls! She gets off the plane, and she's like, "Oh, we gotta go baggage claim." And I'm like, "Why?" So my dad's like, "Your mother's goddamn crazy. She's trying to feed mother fucking Africa." And I'm like, "Daddy, the microphones are on! Stop it!" And so he looks at the camera guy, and he goes, "Can we edit that? Because I don't need to say it like that." So we go to the baggage claim, and he goes, "You watch this bullshit." This white Styrofoam cooler wrapped in duct tape comes around the conveyer belt and the camera girl jumps on the conveyer belt and is filming this cooler. Then they shot my mom and my mom goes, "Hey, I make eggroll for cast and crew!" I was like, "Oh my God! For cast and crew! You can't make eggrolls for the crew, Mom, they don't exist." And my mom was so upset that she couldn't talk to the crew! There was a Filipino camera guy, and she was just speaking Tagalog. They had to take him off the floor because my mom would not leave him alone. It was hilarious.