The Real World Guide to Being the Perfect Roommate
The next roommate is Tonya, age twenty-one, who is from Walla Walla, Washington. Tonya has had plenty of drama in her life. She grew up in foster care, and her friends are her family. Tonya claims that even if her mom is alive, Tonya wants nothing to do with her. In her audition tape, Tonya says that she has a "ghetto booty," and one of her friends begs to differ. We see numerous shots of her ass, which I don't find all that ghetto. Then again, I'm not entirely sure what that means. Tonya seems to have "Love me, Daddy" disease, meaning that she's going to be needy and constantly seeking approval and attention. In other words, a perfect Real World cast member. Coral gives Tonya a five, because while she seems cool, she might need a kick in the ass. Mike gives Tonya a ten, because "Daddy like. Daddy like a lot." Oh my God. I hate Mike so much. He's not funny. Coral? Funny. Mike? Not funny at all.
Aneesa, age nineteen, is the next roommate. Aneesa starts right out by saying that her mother didn't want her to go on the show, because the whole world will know that she is gay. Aneesa says that she can't guarantee that she won't date a man ever, but for right now, she's attracted to women. I admire her honesty there, actually. She goes on to say that she's very emotional, and she knows that people will ultimately recognize her as "that bitch from Real World, the one who's always fighting with everybody." Then don't go on the show. Gah. I don't understand people. I especially don't understand why anyone would want to be on this show, especially now, in the eleventh season. Anyway. Aneesa just wants to "be real and...enjoy life." Coral gives Aneesa a ten because "she's already a bitch." Mike gives Aneesa a seven because they both like girls. Seriously. When did Mike turn into Steve Sanders, perpetual horndog? If he starts doing The Miz voice, I swear to God, I'm quitting.