The Real World Guide to Being the Perfect Roommate
Mike says that when going to work, you should have a cheerful attitude. Coral clarifies by reading Rule #7: "Get your ass out of bed, and go to work." Hey, it's the Boston Center for Center Center! And there's Montana getting shit-canned. In Seattle, David gets scolded for his lack of commitment to the radio station. In New York, Coral and Nicole have bad attitudes about work. In Miami, Melissa points out that they can't even get along, so they definitely won't be able to put a business together. In Chicago, some dude yells at Cara because she doesn't know how to swim, and yet she wants to be a lifeguard. She just smiles and acts cute. Oh, boy. This season is going to give me a lot of grist for the mill, I think.
The next rule is about proper attire. Coral reads Rule #6: "Do us all a favor and keep your clothes on!" Amen, sister. Of course, we start off with Teck and Ruthie jumping naked into the swimming pool in Hawaii. Then, we see Mike skinny-dipping in Miami. In New Orleans, Melissa delivers her classic confessional about having "a Mormon on the left and a naked gay man on the right. What am I supposed to do with that?" I miss Melissa. She could always be counted on to give good quotes. Coral tells us that she saw Adam's penis in Morocco. And in Chicago, Aneesa thinks that clothing is optional. That's one good thing about filming in a northern city in the winter -- there was not a lot of nudity in the last season. And thank God. Mike tells Coral that he doesn't agree with this rule, because he likes to see naked women. Coral laughs and tells Mike to shut up, but nicely. What is going on between these two?