Hilarie introduces a confessional montage, and we see: people wrestling, Alton and Irulan having sex, Frank and some chick making out, Alton playing the violin, Irulan fixing her boobs, Irulan stating that she's drunk, Arissa slurring that her tape can never be shown, and in the most interesting and unexplained segment, Brynn sitting in the chair in front of Irulan, gasping, while Steven's head bobs in and out of the bottom of the frame. Was he going down on her? While Irulan was sitting there too? And if so, why was that not shown in an episode?
Hilarie asks if they didn't realize that the confessionals were being taped. Irulan says that they didn't know the tape was always rolling, because they thought they controlled the camera. Oh, silly Real World people. I've said it before, and I'll say it again -- always assume that you're on camera when you're in the suite. Hilarie laughs that they didn't know about it. Irulan points out that their bedrooms didn't have doors, so the confessional was the only room with a door. Brynn claims that she doesn't remember the scene with her, Steven, and Irulan. She says that she remembers that he pretended to go down on her, but then everyone else told her that he really did it. There's mass confusion, and Hilarie yells out, "Wait, did he or didn't he?" Through shitty editing, all we see is Brynn shrugging, and we never get an answer. I hate MTV.
Hilarie asks if they ever worried about their roommates seeing stuff that was said about them when the episodes aired. Irulan says she wasn't, because they "kept it pretty real" and talked to each other when they had problems. Maybe that's why the season was so boring. Although I think Trishelle might beg to differ, since all of the other girls totally accused her of having an eating disorder behind her back. Brynn says that the cameras helped her be more honest, because after her interviews, she would talk to the roommate in question and tell them what she said. Arissa says the producers had to tell her that she hadn't done a confessional in two weeks, so she would just go in there drunk with Irulan or she would go in and say nothing.
A member of the audience asks who hasn't had sex in the confessional. All the roommates but Irulan and Alton raise their hands. Arissa tries to get Frank to put his hand down. Hilarie says that it depends on your definition of sex. Irulan says that some people are lying, and Alton agrees. Hilarie asks who's lying and tells Arissa to point it out. Arissa pointedly looks at both Frank and Steven, and everyone laughs.