An audience member asks how they dealt with the cameras following them everywhere. Arissa says that she tried to escape them, and talks about a hidden room that they went into called "The Labyrinth." We see a quick shot of someone disappearing into a small door in a hallway. Everyone starts talking at once. Hilarie asks where the room was, and Arissa explains that it was one of two rooms that production didn't use, and one time she busted in and found a cameraman sleeping. See, now that was interesting to me. I would have liked a tour of The Labyrinth and more information about it.
Hilarie introduces some of the footage that didn't make it into the show. The first few scenes are people running into cameras, which isn't that funny unless someone falls down. Like, if you've seen the shot of CJP taking a digger on the Real World You Never Saw: Chicago DVD, you know what I'm talking about. Frank asks the other boys if their room smells, and they all agree that it does not. Montage of the guys smelling their clothes. Frank tries to drive a stick shift and fails miserably. Steven dumps Trishelle into Alton's bed and rubs her around in it. The boys take all of the furniture apart and rearrange it. People fart. Brynn sprays Frank with shaving cream. Frank dumps a glass of water on the floor and then Alton follows suit, and Frank announces that the drama alarm is going to go off. Steven does a confessional about his remote control car, saying that he charged it up and it only ran for thirty seconds. Frank says he's had sex for longer than the car was alive. Frank's mom tells him to wash his sheets at least once a month. Frank says he does every four and a half months. She says that you're supposed to do it once a week. Frank protests that he doesn't sweat on them, and his mom gives him a look like, "Please don't let America think that I raised a stinky slob." Hilarie plugs the season's DVD.
Hilarie asks the roommates what they thought about the footage, and if there was anything that should have been on there. Steven brings up the possum attack in Australia, which he also talked about at length in the book, and I think he's the only one who thinks this was funny or a big deal. Long story short, Steven got a possum drunk in Australia and it bit his finger and wouldn't let go. I kind of wish it had bitten his face. Frank claims that the possum bit him as well, but it really didn't hurt. Steven yells this story at the top of his lungs.
Hilarie asks if there's anything the roommates want to get off their chests. Arissa says that she really doesn't cry that much; nor does she claim that she has to change that much. Frank says he's not Amish. Who thought he was Amish? Irulan says she was having a mousse problem early on in the season and she looked like Rick James. They put up a split screen of Irulan and Rick James, and they do kind of look alike.