The Real World New Orleans Reunion Special
Rachel brings up Danny, who is "such a dreamboat." Geez, Rachel, cool it! Danny says his relationship with Paul is as "close to perfect as it gets." Nathan asks how Paul reacted when he saw the Mardi Gras episode, in which Danny cheated on him. Oh, I'm sure he popped some popcorn and invited the neighbors over. What a stupid question! I mean, Danny just said they are still together, so obviously Paul didn't get pissed off enough to break up, and yet I'm sure he wasn't happy. I know Nathan didn't write the questions, but I'm going to blame him anyway. Danny answers that Paul wasn't happy. Rachel asks David what happened with Deanna, the woman he was dating at the end of the season. David gives a fairly noncommittal answer so that he can still flow all over the South Side of Chicago (which is the baddest part of town. That's probably the last time I'll be able to use that phrase in a recap). Jamie is dating someone, and he was actually dating her throughout the season, although you wouldn't know that if you watched the show. He talks about it in the book though. Said girlfriend lives in Boulder, Colorado, and Nathan's all "Nice!" Like, "Way to go that she lives in Boulder, dude! Boulder rocks! I saw Moe open for Dave Matthews there and it was such a great show! I was so wasted!" Well, that's my interpretation of Nathan's commentary, anyway. Melissa says she is not dating anyone. Rachel asks Jamie whether he will ever find anyone as devoted to him as Melissa is. What a shitty question. Jamie actually gets out of it fairly gracefully by saying that Melissa is "a wonderful, wonderful woman." Rachel asks Melissa if she ever found "that manwich." Seriously, who wrote these questions? Did they even watch the season? No one cares about these things! Melissa says that she lives in "Boystown," where all the gay men live, so they're not really interested in her. Melissa seems to have trouble speaking with the braces.