Norman says that Eric deals with him in a very comical way, since Eric knows that Norman is attracted to men. Norman then throws his hands up in the air and says, "Well, everyone should be attracted to Eric. I mean, dogs, cats, men, women, whatever." Norman. Put down. The crack pipe. This ends with a shot of Eric in his black leather vest from the April Fools' Day joke on Kevin "playing" nelly saying, "Eat my shorts."
Eric talks about Norman. He says that Norman always has lots of stories about lots of stuff. Cut to Norman telling this incredibly drawn-out, vivid and very detailed story about a tick sucking blood out of his neck. Heather says that she could do without a Norman story every now and then, and that she could spare five minutes -- heck maybe even half an hour -- doing something else.
Heather and Andre are peering into a hole in the floor at Norman doing his one-on one. Caption: Norman's Last Interview. (It Took Forever). Heather and Andre glance at the camera, cracking up.
Cut to Norman talking about Andre and saying, "Andre's my friend." Julie starts cracking up. Andre says wonderingly, "He's so open!" Andre then pretends to say, "Norman, this is God." Heather then shouts into the hole, "Norman, shut up so we can eat!" Everyone cracks up. Norman shouts, "I am trying!"
Julie explains the last game the lofties played together. They all wrote down questions, threw them into a bowl, and each loftie had to pull out one and answer it.
Julie's turn. Her question is, "Why do you think you were one of the seven 'chosen ones?'" She says that she thinks it's pretty obvious and I cringe, thinking she's about to say something dumb and conceited à la Eric Nies, but instead she says something typically modest and sweet: "They found six of the biggest characters...and then threw in Joe Average to laugh [at them]."
Kevin's question is, "What is everyone's best quality?" He says Julie's is that she's honest and sincere. Julie says thanks. Norman is "multi-dimensional," while Eric is "dedicated." Norman says, "That's good" in a faux-condescending voice. He pauses at Andre. Andre says, "Andre is well-rested!" Everyone laughs. Heather agrees, and says that Andre has the effect of making you feel lazy, and that he makes it easy to take it easy.
Andre asks, "Who would you have sex with in the loft?" Eric hems and haws and says things like, "I think I know who I would want to, and then I think who I would really want to," and then finally cuts to the chase and says, "I think it would be Julie." Julie is laughing, a little uncomfortable. I, on the other hand, am not laughing, and am extremely uncomfortable. Kevin is curled up, howling with laughter beside Eric. Eric says he has "reasons behind it." Andre says, "Oh, reasons behind it -- maybe it's an erection." Damn! Andre, that was pretty funny! Everyone laughs, a little uncomfortably.













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