Shot of the outside of the loft. Cut to inside. Eric shouts, "Julie! What are you doing tonight?" Heather shouts, "Shut up, Eric! We're gossiping!"
Julie in her interview. She tells us that it was a life experience packed into three months, and that she saw and heard things that she didn't even want to see. A montage of Julie clips rolls by, including the fights with Kevin. She says that one of the great things to come out of it was her friendship with Heather B., and that they'll be friends until the day they die. Okay, maybe it's because I'm on my moon, but I teared up like a madman at this part. Maybe because unlike the contrived, plastic bubbleheads on the Real Worlds to follow, it feels like Julie is really sincere.
Shot of Heather and Julie hugging. Heather tells us that one of the best things about the experience was her friendship with Julie. Andre says that Heather and Julie are the cutest couple. Damn. Now I feel bad for making fun of Andre. Oh wait, it passed. Heather says that they're a good combination because Julie can bring her down when she needs to be calmer, and maybe she can help Julie when she needs to be more aggressive, and that she doesn't know how it works, but it does. Sniff.
Eric pops in on Heather and Julie gossiping. Heather asks Eric what was the funniest thing he saw in the loft. Eric says, deadpan, "I don't know, not that many funny things happened." Wait. Did Eric just make a joke? Isn't that one of the signs of the coming Apocalypse? He tells the girls that the funniest night was when everyone came back from Limelight and piled onto his bed and Kevin wigged out because he had to get up early the next morning.
Eric tells us that he still doesn't know what's going through Kevin's mind, with all his views and points about things. Probably because Eric is still in "Primitive Man" mode -- you know, just discovering that sharpened sticks that can be used for digging, while Kevin has progressed to "Relatively Developed Man" mode, which includes mastery of human speech and an unfortunate fondness for spoken word filled...with...dramatic...pauses. Shot of Kevin looking pensive, shot of Kevin at his desk, typing. Some of Kevin's infamous dialogue from the past season is played in this echo-ey voiceover.









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