Real World

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Alex Richmond: D | 462 USERS: C+
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Threesome!

We come back from commercial and it's a blurry-assed splash, all over again. Melissa and Melody squeal with delight. Oh, eww, I can't believe I just wrote that. Am I fired? Mike's treading water with Melissa holding onto his shoulders. She sees some roomies emerge and approach the dock. They start to undress...kidding. Mike emerges from the water and re-towels himself. Flora, a fucking killjoy if there ever was one, starts to yell at top volume, "WHAT'S going ON! I just saw a PENIS!" Was that the first time today, Flora? Mike flashes her and like a child who sees The Blob, she screams and runs off. Melissa comes out of the water, followed closely by Melody, who says peevishly, "Whoo! Can't it last a little longer?" Actually, if you're talking about your screen time, this is pretty much it. But your moans will be heard at length in just a bit. Hold on, you hussy.

Real World

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