Dan provides some useful (for once) exposition: "They all scattered and reconvened in my shower." Wow, Dan had his own shower? How'd he swing that? Maybe they all had their own showers and Dan's was the sexiest. I'm fired, aren't I? The moans begin. The camera lurks outside the window. The window is not so sexy. The moans continue. Drama Queen Dan gingerly puts on the hot tub cover, picks up a discarded bathing suit, and flings it with an expression of distaste. What a hambone. Inside, Sarah and Flora gab about Sarah's dirty fingernails and training the adorable puppy Leroy, then Dan comes up and says he's like to go to sleep but there's some hot action taking place in his shower. They go to the stairs and listen. Sarah makes fun of the moans. The three set off to "investigate," by which I mean, "try to get a good look." Flora says she feels bad for Sarah because "she's never seen this before" And Flora is all jaded and weary of it. Oh, what's this, another threesome today, oh, yawn. Not. The three hover outside the window. The moans continue: "Unh! Mmm! Oh, YES." Dan makes a face. Sarah and Flora pound each other's fists and giggle. Dan whispers, "I have to take a shower in this tomorrow!" Oh, eww. Sarah has the greatest idea (next to having a threesome on camera): "Do you want me to put you through the window real quick?" BA HA HA! "Real quick!" Flora is dumb enough to try it. The moans don't stop coming. "Unh! Aah! Ohh!" The window has three panes that open out. Sarah boosts Flora up; she manages to get most of her body on one pane of glass, in an aluminum frame, with one leg in and one leg out. Sarah pushes on Flora's butt with all her might. Dan relays via interview that "it doesn't take a genius to see that Flora and Helga and Olga over here are not going to be supported by a pane of glass." CRASH! The jig, she is up. The girls giggle. The camera waves around to show Dan already halfway down the stairs.

We're back with Sarah and Flora, who's cleaning her cuts from the broken glass. Sarah noodles with the first-aid kit saying, "I love this stuff. My mom's a nurse." Hey, if she isn't a naughty nurse who likes threesomes, she isn't going in this episode, all right? Leave your mom out of this. They return to the window with a dustpan and broom to clean up the glass and the moans are still going on. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Okay, now I don't believe this. How could they...oh, forget it. Finally, Melissa peeks through the blinds. "I see you laughing! Don't make assumptions, okay?" Sarah says she's not. We cut to an interview of Flora saying, "I heard people going 'ooh ooh ah ah.'" Then she cracks up and moves out of frame. Dan relays, "If she was having fun, more power to her!" Ah yes -- fun equals power. Revolution threesome-style, now! Back at the scene of the...well, I can't assume anything, so let's just say the scene of extended moaning: Sarah sweeps up more glass. Then she says, "This probably would have happened eventually...." Oh, really? Is a threesome one of life's inevitables? You know, death, taxes, and threesomes? Dan calls her on this, asking incredulously, "Are you rationalizing this?" Yup, she was. Flora says, "I'll have to go on a diet and try this again. Melissa, we need to talk." That'll cost you $1.99 a minute, Flora.