Here's the bit where Melissa runs over the camera guy with her snazzy white sports car. It's on an MTV bloopers tape. I'm surprised the camera guy didn't scream or lose a toe or something. Melissa says that Melody asked for a ride home, so she gave it to her. (Insert your own "gave it to her" joke here.) Mike emerges in a towel, looking drained. Flora asks where is "friends" are and he says, "They went home, I don't know." Flora runs to the door, but it's true, they're gone. An interview of Mike shows him saying, "I have never seem Melissa with her clothes off." Then he looks away, touches his face, blinks and grins. Mm-hmm. Flora calls Mitchell to gossip.

Mike collapses on Sarah's bed. Snoring sounds are heard. Sarah comes in and starts to crack up, telling him about Flora breaking the window.

Back to the phone. Mitchell, no doubt clutching his pearls in one hand as he holds the phone in the other (tm owen), says, "Nooo! Oh my god, that is so scandalous! Were you sitting there watching too? Honey, don't involve yourself in these things." Um, too late.