Flora comes into the room where Sarah and Mike are hanging out...talking, just talking, okay? Flora jumps on Mike's back and squeals, "Hey porno star!" She massages his back. Sarah says, "We heard spanking." Mike denies that anything went on. Oh, boy.

Melissa walks up the walkway, smoking. She eyes the camera warily and tosses the butt into the bushes. She pokes her head into the room and innocently asks, "Mike, what's wrong?" Sarah high-fives her. Melissa absent-mindedly returns the high-five. In an interview, Melissa relays, "Nowadays, you can't get with everyone that turns you on. It's a lot safer to watch. Don't assume anything. I had no involvement with Mike and his woman." Wow, did Bill Clinton see this episode or what? He so channeled Melissa when he denied his involvement with Monica Lewinsky. Oh, boy.

Mike hugs Sarah to him. She makes a face and says, "You reek of broads!" Hee. He says, "C'mere, baby! Let's snuggle." Run, Sarah. Run fast, run far. Then she rips the towel off Mike and makes fun of his blob-like naked self. "Mike's naked! Nakey-wakey!" Then she clutches a stuffed rabbit to her face and says, "Bunny, help me." That must be some magic rabbit. Melissa brushes her wet hair and asks whether Cesar called. Flora says, "Yeah, and I told him you were in the shower with Mike and another chick." They all go to sleep.

We're back to the clip show. First, there's Cynthia. She's cracking up as she says, "I live with a whole bunch of freakazoids, man!"

Melissa gets paranoid and makes that blah-blah-blah gesture with her hands as she says rapidly, "Everybody's talking and now one saw anything. Everybody's talking and making their own assumptions."

There's a shot of Leroy the dog, barking in the shower.

Cynthia, still laughing, says, "If I were awake, non of this would have happened. I would have been throwing holy water on everybody, saying 'Y'all are going to hell! Y'all are going to hell!'" Then she cracks up and moves out of frame.

Next week: Cynthia visits Atlanta, Dan visits Kansas.